dutchster:

when my post with a typo in it gets tons of notes 

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(via crunchier)

anogoodrabblerouser:

The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.

The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.

Strange old world we live in.

(via mosaic-bro-ken-hearts)

fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

(via hate)

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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(via mosaic-bro-ken-hearts)

sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

(via unescapable)

lameborghini:

my followers are cuter than ur followers

(via mosaic-bro-ken-hearts)

jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

(via bullied)

flowury:

flowury:

I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes

(via mosaic-bro-ken-hearts)

liftedandgiftedd:

fantasized-perfection:

I don’t know what this is but I love it

this show is actually hilarious.

(Source: brewkie, via disagreed)

Timestamp: 1397703487
  • Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
  • Me: AYYYYY
  • Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*