"But I love you
so much more
than just to the moon
The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.
The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.
Strange old world we live in.
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class
- Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
- Me: AYYYYY
- Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*